The red book is here! By which I mean: the reunion report of the Harvard Class of 1993 arrived in the mail yesterday. Now that most of us are married, I thought it would be interesting to see whether indeed Harvard locks its graduates into a bubble of privilege, accessible only to other alumni of the fanciest schools — in other words, does Harvard marry Harvard?

So I’m just going to go through this book alphabetically, until I get bored, and write down the alma mater of the spouse of each married Harvard grad. I’ll separate my classmates by gender, in case that makes a difference.

Harvard men found spouses from:

• West Virginia
• Florida Atlantic
• Georgetown
• North Carolina State
• Emory
• St. John’s University
• UC-Davis
• Harvard
• U Mass - Boston
• Duke
• UC-Davis
• UC-Berkeley
• Knox College
• Yale
• Harvard
• Durham
• Harvard
• Duke
• Purdue

And the Harvard women:

• George Washington
• Southern Connecticut
• Evergreen State
• Harvard
• Yale
• Texas A&M
• Harvard
• New Mexico
• Colgate
• Harvard
• York
• Harvard
• Harvard
• Columbia
• West Point
• Sydney
• Harvard
• Brandeis
• Harvard
• Princeton
• Tufts

OK, that’s enough. Hard to draw much from such a small sample size, but am I going to flip through the whole book typing in husbands and wives?  I am not.