I got confused when John McCain said “When I look into Putin’s eyes, I see three letters — K, G, B.” What am I supposed to picture here? Is it KG in the right eye, and B in the left, or the other way around? Or is there a full “KGB” in each eye? Or is McCain actually saying that Putin has a chakra eye in the middle of his forehead with a G in it? Please be more specific, Senator, the American people deserve to know the full story.