CJ: “I want jam for breakfast.”
“OK, you want some bread and jam?”
“I don’t want bread, I want plain jam.”
“You can’t just have plain jam for for breakfast; you have to have it on something.”
An impasse follows in which CJ explains several more times that he wants his jam plain. Finally an idea strikes him.
“I want beans and jam.”
Then he happily eats a bowl of chickpeas with a dollop of cherry jam on top. Gastronomy marches on.