This week’s Onion features an ad for Zander’s Capitol Grill promising “Over 10 different kinds of gourmet burgers, salads, wraps, fresh salads, 1/2 and 1/2 combos and more!”
If the point is to advertise the breadth of the menu, it seems a bad sign that they have to include convex linear combinations of previously mentioned items.
And I’m curious as well about the set of salads that are not fresh salads. Not curious enough to try eating one, were I in Madison, but curious nonetheless.
Indeed, they cannot compete with Blimpy Burger, which offers
different burgers!
Do you get your meal free if you can eat one of each?