## We also offer unlimited permutations of side dishes

This week’s Onion features an ad for Zander’s Capitol Grill promising “Over 10 different kinds of gourmet burgers, salads, wraps, fresh salads, 1/2 and 1/2 combos and more!”

If the point is to advertise the breadth of the menu, it seems a bad sign that they have to include convex linear combinations of previously mentioned items.

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## 3 thoughts on “We also offer unlimited permutations of side dishes”

1. Dirty Davey says:

And I’m curious as well about the set of salads that are not fresh salads. Not curious enough to try eating one, were I in Madison, but curious nonetheless.

2. David Speyer says:

Indeed, they cannot compete with Blimpy Burger, which offers $2^{31}$ different burgers!

3. JSE says:

Do you get your meal free if you can eat one of each?