CJ’s explanation of “Cannonball”:
“I think she’s going to get married to somebody, and she knows he’s a cannonball, but he’s just dressed up as a human.”
He’s right, isn’t he?
CJ’s explanation of “Cannonball”:
“I think she’s going to get married to somebody, and she knows he’s a cannonball, but he’s just dressed up as a human.”
He’s right, isn’t he?
The worst lyric Sting ever wrote, obviously, was
It’s no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
But if he’d changed the last line to
Just like the robot in that book by Asimov
it would have been the best lyric he ever wrote.
More lyrics according to CJ. The Annie Lennox song “Walking on Broken Glass,” is called “Walking Down so Fast.” In Joe Jackson’s “It’s Different for Girls,” the line “No, not love, she said” is rendered by CJ (more poignantly, in his conceptual universe) as “No, no lunch, you said.”
