Open letter

Dear fashionable women of Madison,

I can’t help noticing that lately you’ve been wearing a lot of big, blocky off-white trench coats with giant buttons and double-wide belts. I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you that you look like a cross between my dad in 1979 and a subway flasher. Please reconsider.

Sincerely yours,



One thought on “Open letter

  1. Em says:

    Ooh, I can’t wait for part two. I almost bought a cream colored trench coat last night but they were out of my size — I’m so relieved that fate saved me.

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