Dear college men of Madison,
The correct answer to the question “Where should I apply my Axe cologne?” is almost never “Right here on the street.” The correct answer to “How much Axe should I use?” is almost never “the rest of the bottle.”
Mifflin never exactly displays Madison at its best…
Looks like shampoo bottle to me.
Maybe a foam party happened?
According to some women I know, the correct answer to “How much Axe should I use?” is in fact always zero.
Ach, I hate perfumes and colognes! It will probably end up in the storm sewer, drive the raccoons out, and then eventually drain into one of the lakes.
I was on State St last night for dinner and spotted something that disturbed me even more. There were some packs of teenage girls walking around with crisp new T-shirts that I’m assuming they bought at the party. They read
Desirable And Really Easy
I would contact the EPA about that. I’m pretty sure a potential Axe cologne spillage has got to be considered a pretty toxic event.
In college, samples of axe spray-on were distributed widely at some point. Some boys I knew rounded as many of them up as they could, and spent the rest of the week using them as blow-torches. The display was admittedly impressive, though it made me choke to be anywhere near their dorm.
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