Google autocompletes for “What does it mean when”:
what does it mean when you dream about someone
what does it mean when your boobs hurt
what does it mean when a guy kisses your forehead
what does it mean when you pee blood
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Quomodocumque 
Three of mine are the same as yours, but I also get “what does it mean when a cat purrs”.
“…kisses your forehead” doesn’t crack my top 4 for “what does it mean when a guy…”, even behind the exquisite “what does it mean when a guy says your cute”.
When I type “Jordan Ellenberg” I get:
*blog
*slate
*abc
You were really excited about the abc conjecture!
Dammit, Google, how many times do I have to type “Jordan Ellenberg debonair” into the freaking search box before it starts coming up on autocomplete??!?!??
I get “Jordan Ellenberg how not to be ….”
I get:
what does it mean to be an educated person
what does it mean when your left ear rings
what does it mean to be an american
I’ve long wondered about the third.
Also, the answer I found on the forehead thing was “It means he is an escaped android, looking to steal your memories.”
I get the following autocompletes:
what does it mean 意味 (meaning)
what does it mean 歌詞 (lyrics)
what does it mean borderlands 2
what does it mean lol
what does it mean 英語 (English)
I guess priorities are different here in Japan.