Free idea for my philosopher friends: put out a call for papers for a volume about baseball and philosophy, called “What Is It Like To Be At Bat?”
Amazon tells me that somebody has already produced a book of articles on baseball and philosophy, but hasn’t used this gag.
But Google tells me that the gag has already appeared several times: in a blog post, in an article by John Haugelund, and, somewhat memorably, in the last stanza of a poem by Michael Robbins that appeared in the Awl:
I never promised you a unicorn.
But still. What is it like to be at bat?
Just having T.M.I. tattooed on my balls.
The heavy lice that hang from them
run in blood down palace walls.
There are no new gags. I think Robbins’s poems are interested in the contemporary fact of there being no new gags.