These are the names that are freaking me out,
Verlander, Scherzer, and Price,
Plaguing my Oriole fandom with doubt,
Verlander, Scherzer and Price.
A trio of felines, bringing the heat,
Verlander, Scherzer, and Price,
Are these guys that a team writing “Ryan Flaherty” and “Jonathan Schoop” on the lineup card every day actually has a chance to beat??
Verlander, Scherzer, and Price.
Update: I should make clear that this is meant to be apres “Tinkers to Evers to Chance,” by Franklin Pierce Adams.
Fortunately for the O’s, Chamberlain and Soria and Coke are the saddest of words only to Detroit fans.