I bought today’s State Journal at Victor Allen’s.
Barista: Newspaper. Victor Allen’s.
Barista: We were talking about how maybe we could draw a younger, more college-age crowd if we got people to post that they were here on Instagram, so like if you bought a newspaper you’d take a picture and caption it “Newspaper. Victor Allen’s.”
Me: Sorry, I’m in the old category, I don’t use Instagram.
Barista: Maybe you could post it on your Myspace.