At least that’s how I felt as a kid, when every visit here included a trip to Green Acres or Magic Carpet. Miniature golf courses are just bigger and better and awesomer here than anywhere else. Today I took CJ to Golf n Stuff, where they not only have a solid golf course but go-carts, a batting cage, and bumper boats. You might think bumper boats would just be a slower, less fun version of bumper cars. But you would quickly change your tune when I told you that bumper boats have water cannons mounted on them.