Not gonna lie, AB is into talking about farts. She’s 5, she likes farts, that’s how it is. We have a new thing where she is the “farting princess” and whenever she farts I say
“Well done, your farting majesty!”
and if she farts again,
“All the farting kingdom is enjoying your royal fart!”
She also likes “The Monster Mash” so I wrote a fart-centered take on this song which she really enjoys. Lyrics follow.
Quomodocumque 